1. Peaches Geldof's new show "OMG! - with Peaches Geldof"
If you don't believe me try YOUTUBE or read this article ----> http://www.metro.co.uk/tv/reviews/857664-omg-with-peaches-geldof-is-possibly-the-worst-thing-on-tv
The funniest part (okay; if you're desperate to find a semi-redeeming quality based on the American toilet humour standard a.k.a The-American-Pie-Ha Ha-Factor) is that there is a pleather couch that she insists on squirming around on - and every time she does; it sounds like she is a victim of the worst burrito induced wind session! EVER! Total fart-monster! Eeeeeuuuuwwww!!!!
2. Starbucks
It's over-priced and over-rated. "Nuff" said. And they don't do Gingerbread latte's all year 'round like Costa!
3. Hobnobs
Contrary to former entries - these are not cool. They make you fat fat fat! I have gained a million kilograms and vote that "The Heathrow injection" is swiftly renamed "The Hobnobs Curse"!!!
Kisses,
Manana <--- trying out some new nicknames... What's the verdict?
I will only call you "manana" if it can be to the tune of Beethoven's 5th
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4IRMYuE1hI
Nicknames should always have a touch of drama
Then it will be "mananana"!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's just crazy talk! I mean, the extra "na"??? Crazy, I tell ya!
But I do like the drama. Am all about the drama.
It shall be so.