Dear Easter Bunny

RE: Late Delivery of Easter Eggs and Chocolate Bunnies


Dear Mr. E. Bunny, 


It is with great regret that I have come to the point where I have had to write this letter, especially on such a public forum, but I am unsure of a better course of action at this stage. 
It is Tuesday. Easter was on Sunday. 
I have, as yet, not received any eggies or bunnies, whose ears I can chomp off...
While I am upset, with my tears staining my laptop key pad, I am willing to take in consideration that I have moved to a new country. 
Did you drop them off in Constantia in error? If so, please arrange to collect them with immediate effect and hop on over to the UK to drop them off. To assist you in this, I have clearly marked my new location on this map with the blue arrow. 

I trust you will act swiftly to resolve this terrible oversight. While I am disappointed, I am willing to accept a late delivery. 
Kind regards, 
Miss Mandy Pants


P.S. I would be grateful if you would also let Mr S. Claus of my new location...