This is going to get scientific chaps, so those of you in the mood for Friday brain freeze should read no further...
I would like to use the recent breakup of Katy Perry and Russell Brand to remind one and all of the important use of ranking when choosing a partner. It's gonna get complicated, especially when we bear in mind the "multiple ranking option" variable.
For a quick "acid test", one usually should use the "Hotness Ranking Schedule"; eg: if you are an 8, you should generally only date other 8's or maybe a 7/6 if you have insecurity issues.
Katy, is around an 8. Especially when she is not wearing a Smurf Dress...
Russell features a lot lower on the Hotness scale (unless you are really into *cough* that), and would probably reach to a 4.5 max!
If one had taken into account the "Global Popularity" rating; then the match is really laughable! ("Who IS Russell Brand?", "What does he ACTUALLY do?" whereas everyone knows "I kissed a girl and I liked it"!)
The lesson here chaps; be careful who you marry. Divorce is messy (unless you rank 8 on the "Hotness" scale and 0 on the "Minted" scale).
I would like to use the recent breakup of Katy Perry and Russell Brand to remind one and all of the important use of ranking when choosing a partner. It's gonna get complicated, especially when we bear in mind the "multiple ranking option" variable.
For a quick "acid test", one usually should use the "Hotness Ranking Schedule"; eg: if you are an 8, you should generally only date other 8's or maybe a 7/6 if you have insecurity issues.
Katy, is around an 8. Especially when she is not wearing a Smurf Dress...
The lesson here chaps; be careful who you marry. Divorce is messy (unless you rank 8 on the "Hotness" scale and 0 on the "Minted" scale).
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